elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

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#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

50shadesofvirginity:

50shadesofvirginity:

thor-in-midgard:

westernwon:

if science doesn’t make you want to write poetry you’re doing it wrong

YOUR ANCESTORS CALLED IT MAGIC, BUT YOU CALL IT SCIENCE. I COME FROM A LAND WHERE THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME.

did you just quote Thor

wait, nevermind I just read the url

what’s your msn?

-- ancient excerpt from a dead language (via gnorcs)
Great tumblr mysteries

samjunkie:

tennants-hair:

somanyobsessions:

geniethedawesome:

i-dobelieveincommas:

  • The name of the Doctor
  • What happened in Budapest
  • How Sherlock survived
  • Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from

what is homestuck

How does Sam always have wifi

how the fuck does the supernatural fandom have a gif for everything

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dinoduckqueen:

tberns:

Perfectly cute.

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE AN IGNORANT FUCKWAD THING AND THEN IT WASNT

posh-brit-guys-are-hot:

I dont think there’s a bigger Cumberbatch fan than John Green

a-soiaf:

ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET 

wh-0rse:

You know you’re in Australia when you say “It’s only 29 degrees”.

pizza:

fishingboatproceeds:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.

Thanks, John. I love you too.

tennants-hair:

feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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ah, one of Earth’s traditional ballads

andrewbreitel:

thepsychobrentt:

HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?

Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.

Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.

At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.

The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.

Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.

that is more than 50 balloons….