May 2013
anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet. Or italics How can I express my feelings with no italics It has not even got bold And we need to talk about: Bullet points I may as well strikeout Facebook You can’t even put links into text
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inbox: why are they called cookies when you bake them shouldn’t they be called bakies?
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toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 
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crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
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andro-saurus: nicevagina: Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo.  this post has been approved by Justin Bieber
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bandagedjustice: groldergoat: Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far. Woah man, that art is sick.
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When I wave at someone and they ignore me.
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shippery: I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE
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theyellowbrickroad: so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and
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What did the toy store sign say?
laugh-addict: Don’t feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
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jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised  #the optimistic look on pessimism  
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youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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grymshaw: i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
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dangerhamster: rnarker: a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu  this is literally my favourite joke ever
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physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
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sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
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Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?
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such harmonious madness.: pilgrimkitty:... →
pilgrimkitty: unbucaneve: jenesaispourquoi: professorsparklepants: Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES? the prof asks the important questions. Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always…
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HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED...
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