weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
The kids have it all figured out.
Growing up you have this view of mermaids
heyfunniest: and then you watch Goblet of Fire Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
When you get so excited and have plans... Then,... →
funniest10k: Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
When you were little and something inappropriate...
sodamnrelatable: Your parents are like “Close your eyes” And you’re like “Let me see” via sodamnrelatable
What I want to do when people smoke near me.
laughingstation: You will laugh out loud!
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN